One of my favorite newsweeklies, The Week, has a weekly competition where they solicit various entertaining submissions on goofy name ideas or lists.
A few weeks ago, highlighting the crazy case of some Australian kids Facebook-status’ing that they’d fallen into a well or something like that, they asked for some other ideas of truly stupid Facebook updates.
Well, I submitted a handful… but clearly the editor of this contest lacks good taste, ‘cause she didn’t pick any of mine :(. So, for your edification, I’ve included them below :-D
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1) “OMG, I can’t believe my stupid teacher is reading my Facebook feed!”
2) “Honey, I think I might be pregnant. Is it yours?!”
3) “Having sex. BRB in a minute.”
4) “Honey, could you please get the remote for me? I’m in the bedroom.”
5) “OMG, DID I JUST POST THAT? THOUGHT IT WAS SEARCH BOX! HELP!”
6) “My darling Jennifer, will you marry me?”
7) “How do I post a status update?”
8) “Unsubscribe!”
9) “I am Mobutu Rumppole, a Nigerian Prince…”
10) “Just got spider bite. Fingers swelling pretty bad, hardto type, any ideas on what I sh”
come on..number 3 is a winner. Anytime, anywhere :-)
ReplyDeleteAnd number 10 is a killer too
Glad you liked the list, Raphael, and clever theming, JohnT :D
ReplyDeleteOh that is so funny! And John T’s rendition is hilarious!
ReplyDelete:-D Pretty funny :-)Having sex brb in a minute!
ReplyDelete9) “I am Mobutu Rumppole, a Nigerian Prince…”
ReplyDeletethat reminds me at this shirt
http://rlv.zcache.com/nigerian_prince_t_shirt-p2356614176690180673lg0_400.jpg
:D
lol, nice one!
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Ok that cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteI think I know people that have done #7 and #8
Some of those really made me laugh. Thanks for this post
ReplyDeleteFricken Hilarious! I still don’t understand why so many people want to tell the world what their doing. So making people laugh makes sense to me.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Awesome Post!!
ReplyDeletelol :-) really funny. number 3 and 10 are great :-)
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